@My future husband ~ Cruisin Bitches

ulquiorra-charisma:

naruto-charisma:

Naruto went over his check list one more time. Shoes; packed. Clothes; also packed. Toothbrush, toothpaste other necessities were also squared away. Now all Naruto needed to do was meet up with his boyfriend. A smile crossed his face as he headed outside for the lobby.

His boyfriend—yet no, his fiance—and he were going on a cruise. Four days, three nights traveling Europe. When Ulquiorra had brought up the idea Naruto was simply over the moon. Of course, the question of how they would afford such an expensive trip crossed his mind but apparently Ulquiorra had everything under control.

He wheeled his suitcase across the marble floors and spotted Ulquiorra sitting in one of the lounge chairs. Naruto’s heart skipped a beat and he ran for his boyfriend, leaping into the boy’s arms. 

“Ulqui! Ready to go?” he asked, pecking his lover on the lips. 

He was looking at the two platinum colored room keys in his hand and lounged back in the large cushy chair as he waited for Naruto to get back. He was a bit nervous, actually. Sure, him and the little blonde had stayed the night together before… but this is the first time they’d be living with each other; even if it was only for a couple of days. The raven was incredibly… anxious.

He looked up and saw his fiancee quickly making his way over and quickly stood up so that he had enough time to catch the younger, his arms wrapping around his slender waist. He leaned into the small kiss slightly, having a desire for more but denying himself the luxury, they were still in public after all. Raising one hand, he raised up his hand and ran his fingers lovingly through the others hair, wordlessly, before setting him down and taking the boys hand in his own, intertwining their fingers. “Let’s go see our room.” With his free hand he clutched his suitcase that rolled across the floor and walking into the elevator, pressing the button to go up to the 4th floor. 

He looked out the glass encasing of the elevator as they ascended upwards and watched as the people become smaller and smaller, the crystal chandeliers sparkled, making the gold and navy decor of the room seem to sparkle. He looked over at Naruto, who’s hand he still hadn’t let go of and raised his hand slowly up to his mouth, softly pressing his lips against the others knuckles and then over his ring finger. 

Naruto was a flushing mess as Ulquiorra kissed his knuckles. He had always been romantic and affectionate before but now… Naruto couldn’t even describe the sort of emotion he saw flash through Ulquiorra’s eyes when their gazes connected. All he could do was swallow down the extremely girlish scream that wanted to rip out of his throat.

He smiled softly, his blush scarring every inch of skin, and brought his knuckles to his own lips. His smile grew. “When you act like this my heart starts skipping beats and flipping and,” he was babbling, he knew it, but he couldn’t put a lid on the happiness that was buzzing through his body. For the next few days they’d actually be living together… It was a dream come true. For the past two days all his dreams and fantasies revolved around Ulquiorra and him living the married life. Ulquiorra would probably be the one cooking, wearing an apron, and Naruto would greet him with a kiss on the cheek. 

They’d cuddle on the couch and watch sappy movies and hilarious sitcoms on TV. And then at night… well… you get the drift.

He wrapped his arms around Ulquiorra’s shoulders and smiled goofily, standing on his tip toes to peck Ulquiorra on the lips. “I’m really excited for this vacation. It’s going to be a blast! We’ll have to try out everything this cruise has to offer, okay?” 

@My future husband ~ Cruisin Bitches

Naruto went over his check list one more time. Shoes; packed. Clothes; also packed. Toothbrush, toothpaste other necessities were also squared away. Now all Naruto needed to do was meet up with his boyfriend. A smile crossed his face as he headed outside for the lobby.

His boyfriend—yet no, his fiance—and he were going on a cruise. Four days, three nights traveling Europe. When Ulquiorra had brought up the idea Naruto was simply over the moon. Of course, the question of how they would afford such an expensive trip crossed his mind but apparently Ulquiorra had everything under control.

He wheeled his suitcase across the marble floors and spotted Ulquiorra sitting in one of the lounge chairs. Naruto’s heart skipped a beat and he ran for his boyfriend, leaping into the boy’s arms. 

“Ulqui! Ready to go?” he asked, pecking his lover on the lips. 

Because this conversation is too entertaining

marshmallowfluffbutt:

I was going to copy and paste the whole thing and decided I’ll just give you a list of events

of how this conversation is going

  • Went from planet fandom
  • to website fandom ( ie x safari )
  • to cell phone fandom ( at&t x verizon )
  • to tv fandom ( comcast x fios )
  • to food fandom ( burger king x mcdonalds x kfc )

I’m pretty much making noises that no human should make because of these and yeah alksjfalsdkjfalfj. 

//WILL CASUALLY RP AS TMOBILE AND DROP EVERYONE’S CALLS MWAHAHAHAH 

@My lover

ulquiorra-charisma:

naruto-charisma:

Narutos sudden nervousness made it easier to act normal, just like how things had been previously before all that fighting bullshit. He shook his head at the thought crossing his mind, hoping that he would never again have to have that silly tail. “Well it’s about time that we actually get it started.” He followed along and sat down, wrapping his arms comfortably around his lover and resting his hands on his hips.

He nodded along with what Naruto was saying, knowing very well that all those things had to be done, and truth be told he had already looked into several of those things to decide what would be the most fitting to present to his fiancee for choosing. A choked noise came out of his throat as he held back a little chuckle in response to the blond getting so nervous and on edge about this whole thing. “A Wedding planner would make that easier…”

As his hands were pulled even farther around he leaned his head down and forward slightly so that he could rest his chin comfortably on Naruto’s shoulder. “Planning a honeymoon should be fun.” He kissed Naruto quickly on cheek. 

“You think so?” Naruto had no idea who they would even get to carry out such a task. Hiring one would be expensive and they still only teenagers. He had some cash saved up in checking accounts and piggy banks but that surely wouldn’t be enough. They would need all the money they could save up for the wedding and honeymoon…

Oh God. The Honeymoon. Naruto’s cheeks flared up at the thought and he unconsciously buried his face into Ulquiorra’s chest. W-Would he have to buy sexy underwear for that or try a new position or…? Naruto squeezed his eyes shut and just let out a huge breath. Since when had he turned into someone who freaked out over the little things.

Fingers resting on top of Ulquiorra’s hands, Naruto took a deep breath, relishing in the scent of his lover. “It sounds fun! But I wonder where we should go…?”

He nodded and gave Naruto a spaced out look. He was obviously thinking about everything that would need to be done and already tallying up numbers of costs in his mind and going through people that he would consider acceptable for such needed tasks. He groaned inwardly just thinking about it. He had money, a lot at that, but that didn’t mean that he liked spending it so often. But when it came to Naruto, he really didn’t care. 

Looking down at Naruto, he made a slightly scoffing noise, similar to a chuckle in response to his sudden nervousness at the mention of a honeymoon. They had done it plenty of times in the past, why was he nervous now? He kissed the top of the boys head and tightened his embracing hold on the blond. “I have a couple things in mind… For a honeymoon probably something more… personal and remote.” He leaned forward to kiss against the boys neck and so that his voice could be more hushed and low. “Somewhere private, so we can be as loud as we want.” He bit down gently against the soft, bare skin before pulling away.

He made a small ‘hmm’ noise, as though he had a thought in his head. “We should go somewhere right now though, to get away from it all… forget about everything bad. What would you like to do? Or where to go?”

Naruto’s nervousness washed away and a smile crawled upon his face at Ulquiorra’s suggestion. A place to get away from it all? Where no one was around? Naruto was inwardly squealing at the concept! He threw his arms around Ulquiorra’s shoulders and promptly pressed a chaste, but still loving kiss on his boyfriend’s lips. 

“Yes! Yes! AND HELL FUCKING YES! Right now? Oh God I need to start packing then… We should go somewhere really cool! Maybe out of the country? What the fuck am I talking about we can’t even travel outside the city without teachers flipping out on us…” Naruto sighed as his hopes slowly started to deflate. If they couldn’t even go out of the area how would they have the perfect honeymoon….? He perked up though—never being one to stay sad for too long—when an idea popped into his head.

“Do you think if we asked we could take a few days off? I’m pretty sure the headmaster wouldn’t mind as long as we have a destination in place… But. Gosh. Where should we go…?” 

sasugay-charisma sent: something about dat fine ass

MY FINE ASS IS NOTHING FOR YOU TO SING ABOUT

I CAN SING ABOUT MY FINE ASS BY MYSELF LASJFLKSADF. 

sasugay-charisma sent: i srsly forgot what im singing oops

Thank God

Thank Jesus Almighty. 

Just.

Gaysauce pls

sasugay-charisma sent: & u aint gotta sell sex boi it sells itself

For now much?

A $1.99 at Target?

sasugay-charisma sent: & i dont tell stories i let em tell theyself

I’m pretty sure theyself is not even a word. 

sasugay-charisma sent: take it off let it flop shake it freely

That sounds pretty gross, not gonna lie.